sushinfood:

heroboof:

sushinfood:

sushinfood:

me: my human fighter is going to light a torch so he can see whatever monster they’re fighting

dm: he sees this 

me: HE FUCKINGNGN WHATT

WE’RE LITERALLY FIGHTING FANTASTY JEFF BEZOS, THE RULER OF FANTASY AMAZON, A TERRIFYING DUNGEON FULL OF KIDNAPPED FAMILIES WHO ARE FORCED TO MAKE THINGS AND SEND THEM OFF INTO TURRET MOUNTED DRONES! SKDJFSDLFJSDLJKSFJ HIS BOSS DIALOGUE IN INCREDIBLE

I LOVE BEING A DM

you madman

I’M YOUR BROTHER